I wanted a short, easy no-brainer. I got everything I wanted in this :
Author : Annette Blair
Date of Publication : December 2006
Publisher : Berkley Sensation (Mass Paperback)
ISBN-10: 0786296577
ISBN-13: 978-0786296576
No of pages : 389
The Story :
Vickie, a witch in denial, inherits a wardrobe and opens it to find a beautifully carved carousel unicorn inside. Desperate to pay her grandmother’s medical and funeral expenses, she advertises its sale on TV. Rory, a descendant of the once respectable Mackenzie clan now turned community pariah, sees the woman of his dreams (I mean, literally) holding the answer to restore the good name of his family.
Long ago, his ancestor, a famous carver, broke his engagement with a beautiful witch (Vickie’s grandmother) who people said, cast a curse upon the Scottish village. Regretful all of his life, Rory’s grandfather, before he died, sent his beloved witch his most splendid creation — a carousel unicorn, part of a merry-go-round that brought prosperity to the village; but one that would never run again until the curse is lifted.
So, Rory goes to find this unicorn, with a mission to take it, bring it back, rebuild the carousel, and restore the community’s prosperity and his good name. Only thing, he has to contend with the witch and choose between love and family honor.
The Review :
As I mentioned, I just wanted a short easy read, a no-brainer after “Exile“. Well, a real no-brainer is what I got! I know, I know…the synopsis sounds cheesy and serves me right for picking this out of a sale bin again just because the title was a parody of “The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe“. I’m not above reading shallow, fun lit and I thought this was a cute, little romance with some magic thrown into it. NOT!
The characters were odd and totally without some self-respect, either. I don’t know what Blair was trying to accomplish. For instance, I think she wanted everything for her main character, Vickie. She wanted her sexy, yet dressed her in dowdy vintage clothes; a bold sex siren yet a frightened virgin (technically speaking since she deflowered herself years ago with dildos all named Brock—*shudder, shudder*–but has never been with a man); bohemian, cluttered, and fun but essentially good for nothing — can’t do business, cook, clean, balance books, etc. to save her life! So here comes the knight in shining armor, the ruggedly handsome Scot who can do everything! Cook, clean, balance books, organize, repair anything, and make her and others’ blood boil for want of this stud. Thankfully, he falls short of being perfect by his hermitic attitude.
With amateurish writing, a main character whose personality ridiculously morphs from one thing into another, and annoying minor characters in the mix, you just gotta be drunk to like this trash.
My Mark : Poor — Laughable; Don’t Bother