To get into the spirit of R.I.P. IV (and as my first read for Fall into Reading 2009), I settled down under my toasty comforter in a cold room with only my lamp on and this book. A good way to get spooky-filled thoughts while reading. The first few pages hit my creepy cravings spot and soon I was on my own towards horrorville.
Author : Graham Masterton
Date of Publication: April 29, 2008
Publisher : Lesiure Books (mass market paperback)
No. of pages : 325
The Story :
Three Los Angeles crime lords have allied themselves with black magic through four powerful witches imported from voodoo-practicing countries. These witches wreak gruesome havoc on the Los Angeles Police Department, undermining its leaders and violently neutralizing law enforcement with regard to their cabal.
Only Detective Dan comes to wholeheartedly believe in witchcraft and seeks to fight fire with fire. He turns to his neighbour, good Witch Annie, to combat this evil nemesis. Both have to face hell to save the whole city from this unstoppable evil.
At the start, Masterton strongly wields his mighty horror pen, and I think, “Ooooh…yeah!…Finally, something deliciously shivery…” The first few chapters are riveting, nauseating grippers that dish up scenes like this one:
“Cusack’s stomach churned again, even more violently. He felt a tickling right at the back of his throat, and he couldn’t stop himself from letting out a cackling retch. He spat into his hand and spat again, and when he opened it three live cockroaches ran across his fingers and dropped onto the floor…but Cusack was gripped by another hideous spasm, and this time…with his eyes bulging as a huge gush of cockroaches poured out of his mouth and into his lap…”
Just as I’m really into the whole thing, frantically turning page after page, Masterton’s pen starts to gradually peter out of horrific ideas. It isn’t abrupt but it’s a slow descent toward a lame end so that I am left with just a cold room without the chills. Then I wonder where had that gut-churning terror— the kind that inspired me to keep to the story til 3 a.m.— gone to?
Sigh. It was kind of a letdown; I was all so revved up by the voodoo and visceral violence.
Later on it also struck me that if these hideously powerful women had all that magic at their fingertips, why couldn’t they just dispense with the crime lords and be the ruling gang instead? That’s one angle in the story I felt the author didn’t quite think through.
But hey, it wasn’t all that bad. There are definitely worse out there. It’s good enough though to get you through a long plane ride, being the fast easy read that it is.
In A Nutshell :
Masterton is a multi-awarded author of the horror genre. But since even multi-awarded authors have their duds; I guess “The 5th Witch” has to be one of those efforts that just didn’t work out. He starts out strong but loses steam along the way so that the novel begins reading like a “B” movie. Still, some of you may enjoy it especially if you love yucky stuff and gore. As for me, disgusting and gruesome is ok as long as it’s got a great ending.
My Mark : Mediocre
P. S. :
The conclusion also left me in a puzzle. What was that about the cat? Didn’t get it….If you do, I would appreciate your two bits on this.