April 24, 2010
Posted by Johanna under 2006 - 2010
, Chick Lit
, Humor / Comedy / Satire
| Tags: Beverly Hills
, contemporary fiction
, contemporary romance
, dissatisfied wife
, hotel field specialist
, hotel rating
, magic potion
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From a serious book on ancient warrioresses to a quirky one on a dissatisfied wife with a magic potion…. I figured I needed a light, no-brainer for another sleepless night. Plus, it is in my challenge lists from Once Upon A Time IV and Spring Reading Thing 2010.
Author : Jane Heller
Publication Date : December 2, 2008
Publisher : IUniverse
No. of pages : 336
The Story :
Have you been married for so long you can’t even remember why? Meet Elizabeth Baskin, a successful high-end hotel rater and a neat freak who feels her husband had become a one-star rater with a paunch, a bald spot, and heavens! a penchant for sprinkling crumbs on newly dust-busted counters. She decides that the only way to save her marriage is to make him over and return him to that dashing, funny guy who rescued her from an overheated car on the freeway.
Taking a tip from her sister, she bluffs her way as a Goldie Hawn referral into the exclusive clinic of Doctor Farkus, the new celebrity-favored “life enhancement” specialist known to have purportedly amazing potions with secret ingredients from some exotic forest. At her visit, she runs into Clover, a housewife with the same need: an enhanced husband. The two strike up a friendship and agree to keep in each other updated with the results.
After Elizabeth describes her spousal makeover need, Doctor Farkus prescribes his potion with strict instructions on its dosage. Elizabeth guiltily but determinedly pours the potion into her Roger’s orange juice every morning and waits for that magic transformation. But Elizabeth gets antsy after a few days of seeing no immediate changes and decides to up the ante by dumping the entire two packets into Roger’s morning juice.
By day’s end, Elizabeth’s wish of a totally enhanced, romantic husband comes true. But too good to be true? Indeed, as her Mr. Wonderful soon turns much too marvelous for her to handle. With Clover corroborating the fact that their super enhanced husbands are just too “hot” for them to keep up, both friends decide that their old husbands were a much better deal. So what to do but ask for an antidote? Only Dr. Farkus is nowhere to be found!
So begins the chase for the antidote that drives these two Beverly Hills wives into all sorts of hilarious escapades in their desperate attempt to save their marriages.
The Review :
Intended to be a light read, The Secret Ingredient will treat you to some chuckles. It’s really laid-back fiction, the sort you pick up on a lark when you’re tired of serious or “meaty” stuff. This isn’t the kind of reading for you if you want a novel with more depth. Rather, you must be in a light and easy mood to be entertained by something like this—where you don’t care how silly and ridiculous the characters or the plot at times get to be.
With this book, you just go with the flow to enjoy it. After all, that’s what you do when you settle for a fairy tale.
My Mark : Good — Quirky but Charming!
April 15, 2010
Posted by Johanna under 2001-2005
, Historical Fiction
| Tags: Amazons
, ancient civilization
, ancient war
, battle tactics
, book review
, early feminism
, Greek mythology
, Historical Fiction
, Steven Pressfield
, warrior women
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While it took me awhile to get through this book because of circumstances, Last of the Amazons was a book I couldn’t put down when I resumed reading it in the dead of night ’til the morning.
This is my second book as I make my way through my two challenges : Once Upon A Time IV and Spring Reading Thing 2010.
Author : Steven Pressfield
Publication Date – First Edition : June 1, 2002 (Hardcover)
Publisher – First Edition : Doubleday
Publication Date – This Edition : July 2003 (Trade Paperback)
Publisher – This Edition : Bantam Dell
ISBN : 0-553-38204-7
The Story :
It is about 1250 B.C., way before Troy or the Battle of Thermopylae, a time where stories have been regarded as myth or legend. It has been told that a nation of Amazons, a warrior race of only women, existed as an independent, self-sufficient society that stood as a testament to the strength, intelligence and hardiness of the supposedly weaker gender. Steven Pressfield picks up on this tale from accounts of Plutarch and legends and carves his own marvelous what-if of an all-female society with its own culture, mores, lifestyle and government.
The story opens with a Greek family’s nanny, an Amazon slave named Selene, who escapes and unwittingly induces her eldest charge to follow her. A search party of some of the noblest Greeks follow the trail of their comrade’s daughter and Selene. While at sea, the men who had previously encountered the Amazons with King Theseus tell their tales of these extraordinary warrior women.
When King Theseus of Athens accidentally discovers these legendary women, he sets off an irrevocable chain of events that seal the Amazons’ fate. Antiope, the Amazonian queen falls in love with Theseus, and elopes with him. The new queen Eleuthera tells her nation that the elopement was actually a kidnapping. In their fury, the entire Amazon nation rounds up its allies and marches on a warpath to Athens to rescue their queen. The story that follows centers on the politics, logistics, and brilliant war tactics these Amazons employ in their war with Athens and continues on to when Antiope returns to them as a foe and heralds the Amazonian civilization’s diminishment into the twilight of their age.
The Review :
I have come out impressed by yet another of novel by Steven Pressfield. Last year, I had been floored by Gates of Fire, his gripping must-read version of the Spartans’ desperate stand against the Persian empire at the Battle of Thermopylae. While Last of the Amazons falls a little short of this novel, it, nevertheless, still is a dazzling read.
There is nothing exciting in the first few pages of the book with the plodding pace and a rather abstract ramble on Amazonian beliefs. But if you just hang in there, you’ll notice that the pace picks up in a while. Soon, you find yourself drawn into a fascinating legendary nation of wholly warrior women equal to men in physical stamina and battle skills. Pressfield tells of a civilization of true feminists, sufficient unto themselves and needing no man except for the serious business of procreation.
Although Pressfield has his doubts of the existence of the Amazons, he writes of them as if he himself had gone back in time and been intimate with their society, lifestyle, and psyche. Indeed, Pressfield’s real forte here is his ability to get readers involved with the story and through his vivid writing, immersed in the culture and mindset of the Amazonian civilization.
Without the author’s note at the end about the historical reality of the Amazons being largely based on Plutarch’s accounts and unsupported by archeological evidence, I would have thought this story based on historical fact and not simply on the author’s remarkable imagination. I am sure however that his renderings of the battle scenes are well researched accounts of how lance, shield, horse, etc. had been employed or how different ancient warrior nations conducted themselves in battle.
To Read Or Not To Read:
Ancient battle enthusiasts will be delighted with Pressfield’s meticulous and fascinating detailing. It all comes to life with his vivid accounts of battle strategy, politics, weapons, psychology , emotions, tactics and gore in living detail. For instance, it is quite fascinating to read about how the discus was employed as a weapon.
For the more sociologically inclined readers, Pressfield will not disappoint with his wonderful depiction of Amazonian culture and lifestyle. In addition, he handles the dynamics of human decisions and emotions very well. There even is a marvelous debate between King Theseus and Eleuthera on the advantages or disadvantages of civilized society, the Athenian King arguing for the settlement of a civilization for its advancement while the upcoming Amazonian Queen rebutting a wandering society’s grounding for its loss of freedom and oneness with the natural earth.
Just a small caveat: Some may be confused with the format of the book. The story is told from about four or five character viewpoints so it would be most helpful to take note of the narrator’s name before every chapter. Also, as I have said, this book needs a little more reading attention with the slew of names and the author’s wordy and somewhat old-fashioned prose (perhaps made to match the “ancient-ness” of the story(?) ).
In A Nutshell:
Steven Pressfield is my go-to for ancient war books. I have not yet read any author who can match his breathtaking battle scenes laid out in all its glory, page after riveting page. If you have, I would appreciate the info for my comparison. Moreover, this book exemplifies Pressfield’s exceptional talent in handling intricate layers in a story.
On the whole, Last of the Amazons is a very well written novel, mesmerizing on all accounts.
My Mark : Outstanding
April 13, 2010
Posted by Johanna under 2006 - 2010
, Horror / Gothic / Dark Fantasy
| Tags: Book of Enoch
, dark romance
, fallen angels
, fantasy romance
, fantasy thriller
, Garden of Eden
, teen literature
, Tree of Life
, YA fiction
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I had to leave off my current book, Last Of The Amazons, which needs a bit more concentration, in favor of a lighter read for a whole night’s vigilance in the I.C.U. As I have volunteered for night duty in attendance to my ailing father, I figured an easy but interesting YA book would be just the thing to keep me wholly alert ’til the morn.
Among my choices for the Once Upon A Time IV and Spring Reading Thing 2010 challenge lists, Hush, Hush just fit the bill.
Author : Becca Fitzpatrick
Publication Date : October 13, 2009 (Hardcover)
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Children’s Publishing
No. of Pages : 400
The Story :
When God made man and Earth, some angels have looked on these creations with a consummate desire for dominion. A league of angels conspired to tempt Eve to eat of the Tree of Life, so God stripped them of their wings and cast them to Earth. These fallen ones were denied human perception of the world with all its sensual clarity. To experience the world through vivid sensations the way humans do — this what a fallen angel covets.
After the fall, a race emerged known as the Nephilim, immortals born of a union of angel and mortal. Only through the possession of the Nephilim can a fallen one experience the world as humans can.
For a Biology project, Nora is partnered with cocky, mysterious, and uncooperative Patch. She must get to know him enough to complete her project or risk failing the subject. While she knows almost next to nothing about him, he, disconcertingly, knows so much about her.
Forced to get to know him, she discovers dark and dangerous layers. For Patch is no ordinary boy. In fact, he isn’t even human. However, Nora can’t seem to shake off her dangerous attraction. Suddenly, her normal life doesn’t seem so normal after all. Someone is dangerously after her. Who and why, Nora must find out to save herself.
I can understand the allure this book has. The stunning cover hints of an irresistibly dark but sexy fantasy, which may not disappoint for some. This is primarily a romance with the supernatural as a very attractive component. As a deviation from the ubiquitous dark creatures like vampires, this time it is fallen angels, character concepts not often used and therefore a novelty for many young readers.
The protagonists are in their teens so this must contribute to the book’s categorization as young adult literature. But in my book, the qualification for YA stops here. As I have reiterated before, books in the YA category may have very adult concepts and jargon inappropriate for the preteeners and possibly, for those in their early teens. This book exemplifies this. Although there are no explicit sexual scenes, a lot of sexual innuendo exists. Moreover, there are hints of what some people may even consider as sexual harassment in the dialogues. The relationship between Nora and Patch may also be viewed as abusive at most or disrespectful at the least.
Although there is always something irresistible about the “bad boy” which ups those delicious romantic shivers in any romance, this particular characterization simply isn’t what one would want kids to admire in a romantic lead. To make it even more objectionable as YA, the disrespectful ways of Patch toward Nora and Nora’s increasing attraction in spite of (or because of ?) it, feelings which I suspect may border more on lust than love, aren’t what I would rate as good fodder for teen and pre-teen minds.
However, despite my adult reservations, I feel this book is one of those which young girls would gravitate to (the cover is simply irresistible). The premise of fallen angels and the dark romance are certain come-ons. Writing is mundane, the characters not imbued with much depth; but these aren’t objectionable in a book designed to be a 400-page breezy read. They just makes reading effortless and fast.
Regardless of my misgivings on its classification, I enjoyed Hush, Hush. I’m not saying it is a real page-turner but true to its bestseller status, it did keep me up and awake. It was interesting enough in spite of its flaws. Perhaps to like it, just suspend disbelief and go with the flow.
If you are a teen, chances are big that you will love it as it is. As an adult in your thirties or beyond, you probably will tend to be more judgmental of this book.
I won’t be surprised if this book morphs into a movie. It just has that mass appeal to it.
As An Aside :
Becca Fitzpatrick is coming out with the sequel, Crescendo, this year. For Hush Hush fans, something to keep you on tenterhooks.
My Mark : Good — Entertaining!